I love this guy. He’s so smug. You just know he’s up to no good!

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SCENE: Man and woman embracing.

MAN: But, Babe, why do I need a job? I’ve got credit cards!

WOMAN: Gosh, Sweetie! Why do I need a boyfriend? I’ve got a vibrator!