Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Girl Next Door” in First Kiss #3, May 1958. Published by Charlton. The story begins on Page 8.
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SCENE: Woman talking to another woman and a man with a pipe in his mouth.
WOMAN: I forgive you for having sex! But please...be more considerate! Next time...include me!
1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Character Color: Dan McConnell
Considerate Comic Creator: John Lustig
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WOMAN: I forgive you for having sex! But please...be more considerate! Next time...include me!
1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Character Color: Dan McConnell
Considerate Comic Creator: John Lustig
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“But I’ve never known anybody else but Don!”
“Well that’s not what the stalls of the men’s room at the Tastee Freeze say!”
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“But I’ve never known anybody else but Don!.
“In fact, who are you people?!? Why are you talking to me?!? I don’t wanna join any cult if that’s what you’re after! Unless it’s a sex cult! I’d be down with that!”
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“It’s okay by me! It’s your life, not mine!”
“Great! Glad we got that sorted out! Now can you tell me who’s underwear I’ve got on?!?”
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Next week on The Girl Next Door…Lois’ facial expressions finally match her dialogue bubble! The kids are all in a panic!
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It was then that Hugh Heffner suggested the ladies settle the issue with a bout of nude Jell-o wrestling. And the party was saved!