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   fine jams and jellies since 1982 on October 5, 2025 at 8:12 pm

   “I began to have dreams…strange, wonderful dreams I’d never had before…

   …Usually I’m having sex with my Aunt Beatrice.”

   …Usually I’m having sex with his pipe and not him.”

   …Usually there’s an anatomically correct Kermit the Frog sitting on a ledge, playing a banjo, and singing about how it’s not easy being hung.”

   …Usually we don’t look like the whole thing is such a chore.”

   …Usually I’m dressed up like Witchee Poo, and he’s dressed up like HR Puffenstuff, telling me he’s got that magic flute I’ve been wanting so bad.”

   …In these dreams, the sex is actually enjoyable!”

   …In these dreams, he doesn’t pull back and say, “You know I’m still gonna be gay when you wake up, right?”

   …I find these dreams most upsetting since, as you know, I’m committed to being offended by everything and everyone on a daily basis.”

   …Why in these dreams both my bra and my hair bun got loosened! I’d never realized how liberating either of those concepts could be!”

   And somewhere Miss Piggy is wishing if only those dreams could come true.

   Happy Muppet Day!

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   Peter Bromwich on October 5, 2025 at 9:29 pm

   Wonderful!

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