More Last Kiss fun from Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!
Art is from First Romance Magazine #1. Click link to see the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus: https://comicbookplus.com/?dlid=67279
More Last Kiss fun from Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!
Art is from First Romance Magazine #1. Click link to see the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus: https://comicbookplus.com/?dlid=67279
What Auntie knows about love…
-Love is never having to say you’re sorry. Your attorney will tell you to admit to nothing. Your regret doesn’t really have an impact at the sentencing hearing.
-There really is somebody for everybody. And your somebody is probably already engaged to someone else. If you’re lucky, there will be an open bar at the wedding.
-You can always find Love in Las Vegas. It’s usually on the buffet. Right between the crab legs and the vat of Chinese spare ribs.
-Only Love can break your heart. It’s basically a form of cholesterol.
-Love and Sex are like Abbot and Costello. It always ends up as an argument about who’s on first base.
-When you love someone, you don’t question why items keep disappearing from your underwear drawer.
– Love is the universe’s way of taking it’s best shot at you. As long as you’re still standing after Love, there’s nothing in life you can’t live through. Except maybe more Love.
-No matter how many times you fall in love, it will always be like jumping into a pool from the high dive, realizing halfway through your twisting pike that the water’s all been drained out and that everyone’s staring at you in utter horror.
Wow. Auntie is pretty bitter. Happy Monday after Easter everyone.
This was one of your best, Jams. The quips about love were hilarious. And, unfortunately, sometimes true!
Also: Happy Day After 4-20 to all who celebrated!!
-Love and Sex are like Abbot and Costello.
“Now look at the mess you’ve gotten me into!”
The link to the original seems to be wrong…
Thanks so much for letting me know. It’s fixed now.
What do oxygen and sex have in common?
They don’t seem like that big a deal until you’re not getting any.
“It’s as easy to marry a rich man/woman as a poor one” (or “It’s as easy to fall in love with a rich man/woman as a poor one”) is an answer to statement that one shouldn’t marry a person for the money that he or she possesses. One shouldn’t marry for money, this saying means, but it’s just as easy to fall in love with someone who’s rich. Possessing (or not possessing) money doesn’t necessarily make someone more (or less) lovable.
William Makepeace Thackeray (1811-1863) wrote in the novel The History of Pendennis (1848-1850): “Remember, it is as easy to marry a rich woman as a poor woman.” Thackeray—frequently anthologized for this remark—was not the first to come up with this saying.
Caroline Kirkland (1801-1864), writing from New York City in the 1840s, used the saying in Graham’s Magazine in March 1844 and again in May 1844.
Yeah, the marrying is the easy part; it’s the finding the rich one that’s hard. The odds are definitely stacked against it.