by John | Sep 15, 2020 | Uncategorized
Art by Dick Giordano in Romantic Story #72, June 1964.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A moonlight cruise. In the background a man in a captain's hat and a redheaded woman embrace and are about to kiss. In the foreground, a beautiful brunette woman looks on with longing. Superimposed over her is a broken heart.
REDHEAD: This is my maiden voyage!
CAPTAIN: Not for long!
BRUNETTE (thinking): Oh, barf!
CAPTION: Try not to lose your lunch when you read her tasteful tale of woe...
HEART CAPTION: "I Was Seasick...with Lust!"
1964 Art: Dick Giordano New Color: Allen Freeman
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by John | Sep 13, 2020 | Uncategorized
I’d love to add a laugh track to this consisting entirely of hyenas guffaws. Hyenas love a good joke—or even a mediocre one.
Art by Joe Doolin from the cover of Jumbo 105 (Fiction House), Nov. 1947.
Transcript:
SCENE: Wearing a skimpy, leopard skin outfit, Sheena battles what appears to be a native woman who is either a priestess or chieftess. The native woman—who like Sheena—wears a skimpy outfit. She’s holding a spear that Sheena is trying to wrest away from here. Meanwhile a pack of angry and apparently hungry hyenas are rush towards a man who is tied to a stake in the background.
NATIVE WOMAN: You can’t stop me…or my hyenas, Sheena!
SHEENA: I don’t want to stop them! I want to wear them!
CAPTION: Watch for Sheena in Disney’s new, laugh-filled masterpiece:101 Hyenas
1947 Pencils: Joe Doolin
Restoration & New Dialogue: John Lustig ©2020 Last Kiss Inc
ART: Jumbo 105 Cover
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Wearing a skimpy, leopard skin outfit, Sheena battles what appears to be a native woman who is either a priestess or chieftess. The native woman---who like Sheena---wears a skimpy outfit. She's holding a spear that Sheena is trying to wrest away from here. Meanwhile a pack of angry and apparently hungry hyenas are rush towards a man who is tied to a stake in the background.
NATIVE WOMAN: You can’t stop me…or my hyenas, Sheena!
SHEENA: I don’t want to stop them! I want to wear them!
CAPTION: Watch for Sheena in Disney’s new, laugh-filled masterpiece:101 Hyenas
1947 Pencils: Joe Doolin
Restoration & New Dialogue: John Lustig ©2020 Last Kiss Inc
ART: Jumbo 105 Cover
by John | Sep 10, 2020 | Uncategorized
This lesson courtesy of guest writer Tony Isabella.
Art by John Tartaglione from the story “My Confidence Man” in FIRST KISS #5, 1958.
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman getting out of a car. A man is sitting in the driver’s seat of the car.
WOMAN: Dear boy, I’ve taught you how to be a fit companion for more refined women. Now go practice your breathing exercises. After all…Tomorrow is your all-important oral examination.
MAN: Ulp!
1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer & Teacher’s Aide: Tony Isabella
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman getting out of a car. A man is sitting in the driver's seat of the car.
WOMAN: Dear boy, I’ve taught you how to be a fit companion for more refined women. Now go practice your breathing exercises. After all...Tomorrow is your all-important oral examination.
MAN: Ulp!
1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer & Teacher’s Aide: Tony Isabella
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by John | Sep 8, 2020 | Uncategorized
Golden gag and hard-hitting humor by Tony Isabella.
Artist unknown. From the Glory Forbes story in Rangers #40, April 1948.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Two women fighting. Blonde hits a brunette---decking her.
CAPTION: The precise moment when the Golden Girls reboot went quite horribly awry.
BLONDE: How dare you hack my account and post all my special photos online? When I’m finished, you’ll be one southern belle...who will never rise again!
BRUNETTE: *GAKK*
1948 Artist: Unknown New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella
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by John | Sep 6, 2020 | Uncategorized
Happy Labor Day!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Condemned” in FIRST KISS #40, 1965.
Read the entire original story “Condemned” for free here on ComicBookPlus.com
Transcript:
SCENE: In background is a mom in bed. In the foreground is a female nurse holding a newborn baby. The nurse is wearing a surgical gown and surgical mask.
MOM: So I said, “Let’s plan something different for Labor Day!” And nine months later…
BABY (thinking):I’m a labor of love!
1965 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Art Code: FK40.3.2.4
↓ TranscriptSCENE: In background is a mom in bed. In the foreground is a female nurse holding a newborn baby. The nurse is wearing a surgical gown and surgical mask.
MOM: So I said, “Let’s plan something different for Labor Day!” And nine months later…
BABY (thinking):I'm a labor of love!
1965 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Art Code: FK40.3.2.4
