Art by Dick Giordano in Romantic Story #72, June 1964.

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SCENE: A moonlight cruise. In the background a man in a captain's hat and a redheaded woman embrace and are about to kiss. In the foreground, a beautiful brunette woman looks on with longing. Superimposed over her is a broken heart.

REDHEAD: This is my maiden voyage!

CAPTAIN: Not for long!

BRUNETTE (thinking): Oh, barf!

CAPTION: Try not to lose your lunch when you read her tasteful tale of woe...

HEART CAPTION: "I Was Seasick...with Lust!"

1964 Art: Dick Giordano New Color: Allen Freeman