‘Til Life Do They Part

‘Til Life Do They Part

Art by Dick Giordano from Secrets of Young Brides #36, 1957.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Two old women are standing, talking in a graveyard.

WOMAN #1: I buried my husband here!

WOMAN #2: I didn’t know he died!

WOMAN #1: He didn’t.

1957 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Two old women are standing, talking in a graveyard.

WOMAN #1: I buried my husband here!

WOMAN #2: I didn't know he died!

WOMAN #1: He didn't.

1957 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Lair of the Spider Lady

Lair of the Spider Lady

My thanks to Allen Freeman and Felina Vie for another fun holiday photo.

 

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SCENE: Felina Vie dressed in a sexy, black costume with a giant spider and spider web in the background.

FELINA: Don’t try to resist! Just come closer! Closer! And let me devour your little fly heart!

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SCENE: Felina Vie dressed in a sexy, black costume with a giant spider and spider web in the background.

FELINA: Don’t try to resist! Just come closer! Closer! And let me devour your little fly heart!

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Different Worlds, Same Love

Different Worlds, Same Love

Gorgo love courtesy of matchmaker Tony Isabella.

Artist unknown, but possibly by Dick Giordano & Vince Colletta. From Gorgo #10, Dec. 1962.

 

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SCENE: Gorgo and another giant creature are fighting (or hugging) as skyscrapers are knocked two the ground and turned to rubble. In the background a flying saucer attacks with some sort of ray blast and a helicopter is also flying nearby.

CAPTION #1: Though they were literally from different worlds…

CAPTION #2: everyone could see their love was true.

CAPTION #3: However, there were some issues…

CAPTION #4: with their reception and wedding night.

CAPTION #5: Mar-a-Lago would never be the same.

1962 Art: Unknown, but possibly by Dick Giordano & Vince Colletta Restoration: John Lustig
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella

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SCENE: Gorgo and another giant creature are fighting (or hugging) as skyscrapers are knocked two the ground and turned to rubble. In the background a flying saucer attacks with some sort of ray blast and a helicopter is also flying nearby.

CAPTION #1: Though they were literally from different worlds...

CAPTION #2: everyone could see their love was true.

CAPTION #3: However, there were some issues...

CAPTION #4: with their reception and wedding night.

CAPTION #5: Mar-a-Lago would never be the same.

1962 Art: Unknown, but possibly by Dick Giordano & Vince Colletta Restoration: John Lustig
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella

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The More Things Change…

The More Things Change…

Some people will be upset that I’m bringing politics into Last Kiss. But I actually wrote this comic and published it first at least a dozen years ago. The only change is that I now label the politician as an “incumbent.”

You can interpret that any way you want.

Oh, screw that. I think Donald Trump is a liar and a monster. Vote Biden.

Green Passion

Green Passion

Many thanks to my pal Mike Pascale for transforming the original art (below) into a fantastic horror-themed, romance comic for Halloween. The basic gag is also by Mike. (I just make a small tweak to the dialogue.)

By sheer coincidence, Mike submitted the gag just a couple of weeks after Shelagh and I went “green” and got a three-year lease on an all-electric car–a 2020 Chevy Bolt. (Rumor has it that Frankenstein’s Monster has already gotten the 2021 model.)

Art by Dick Giordano with possible assist by Vince Colletta. From the story “Letter from Long Ago” in FIRST KISS #6, 1958.

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SCENE: Frankenstein's Monster and a young woman are talking as a lightning storm rages in the background. The Monster's face is glowing green.

MONSTER: I hear you're into "green energy!"

WOMAN: Wanna make some sparks?

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