Clueless in Seattle

Clueless in Seattle

Original Vintage Art & Text

Pencils by Charles Quinlan from the story “Riff-Raff” in Diary Loves #8, March 1951. Published by Quality Comics. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Older man reaching around red-headed woman to touch her hand. He looks at her with a yearning intenseness. She doesn’t look at him and appears very uninterested in him.

MAN: You remind me of myself at your age!

WOMAN: So, clueless older men hit on you too?

1951 Pencils: Charles Quinlan Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Clueless in Seattle: John Lustig

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SCENE: Older man reaching around red-headed woman to touch her hand. He looks at her with a yearning intenseness. She doesn't look at him and appears very uninterested in him.

MAN: You remind me of myself at your age!

WOMAN: So, clueless older men hit on you too?

1951 Pencils: Charles Quinlan Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Clueless in Seattle: John Lustig

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Cosplay Voting?

Cosplay Voting?

No kidding. Please vote!

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman in a sexy barbarian costume is holding a giant, cartoonish axe.

BARBARIAN WOMAN: Axe not what your country can do for you. Axe what you can do for your country.*

CAPTION: Don’t be a barbarian. Vote!

CAPTION: *With apologies to John F. Kennedy

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SCENE: Woman in a sexy barbarian costume is holding a giant, cartoonish axe.

BARBARIAN WOMAN: Axe not what your country can do for you. Axe what you can do for your country.*

CAPTION: Don’t be a barbarian. Vote!

CAPTION: *With apologies to John F. Kennedy

Photo: Bryan Turner Dialogue: John Lustig

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Abby Amour, Part 12: Eggplant Disaster

Abby Amour, Part 12: Eggplant Disaster

The Abby Amour miniseries runs every Friday. Dialogue by Tony IsabellaIf you’ve missed any episodes, no problem. You can catch them here:

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Frank Frazetta in the story “A Love of My Own” in Personal Love #24, 1953. Published by Eastern Color. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

 

Transcript:

BANNER LOGO: The Loves of Abby Amour

SCENE: Abby is lying down and crying. And generally looking miserable.

CAPTION: Two weeks ago…

ABBY THINKS: I really shouldn’t have ordered the eggplant. I haven’t felt this nauseated…since Elon bought Twitter. Before I go to the base hospital…I’ll let Colonel Bluster…know what happened. I’ll send this eggplant emoji.

IMAGE: An eggplant

CAPTION: Uh-oh.

1953 Art: Frank Frazetta Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira Lettering: John Lustig
Writer: Tony Isabella

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BANNER LOGO: The Loves of Abby Amour

SCENE: Abby is lying down and crying. And generally looking miserable.

CAPTION: Two weeks ago...

ABBY THINKS: I really shouldn’t have ordered the eggplant. I haven’t felt this nauseated...since Elon bought Twitter. Before I go to the base hospital...I’ll let Colonel Bluster...know what happened. I’ll send this eggplant emoji.

IMAGE: An eggplant

CAPTION: Uh-oh.

1953 Art: Frank Frazetta Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira Lettering: John Lustig
Writer: Tony Isabella

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The Heartbreak of…Elmo?

The Heartbreak of…Elmo?

Another torrid tale of love & lust from my comic collaborators and pals Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!

 

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta from the story “A One-Sided Love” in Romantic Story #45, 1959. Charlton.Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

SCENE: There’s a bright light pattern streaking around in the night air by a sad-eyed woman.

CAPTION: The neon lights are bright on Broadway.

CAPTION: But dark was the heart of Renee.

CAPTION: Her last relationship was with…

CAPTION: …a Times Square Elmo…

CAPTION: …and he dumped her for…

CAPTION: …a furry-loving Dora the Explorer.

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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SCENE: There's a bright light pattern streaking around in the night air by a sad-eyed woman.

CAPTION: The neon lights are bright on Broadway.

CAPTION: But dark was the heart of Renee.

CAPTION: Her last relationship was with...

CAPTION: ...a Times Square Elmo...

CAPTION: ...and he dumped her for...

CAPTION: ...a furry-loving Dora the Explorer.

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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Graveyard Gertie

Graveyard Gertie

Happy Halloween!

And many thanks to my pal Mike Pascale for the ghastly—I mean—great gag and the amazing art transformation!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “A Moment to Remember” in FIRST KISS #21, 1962. Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A female ghoul and a male ghoul talking outside—perhaps in a graveyard!

CAPTION: Gertie was the talk of the graveyard! Everyone said she was a real man-eater! But, alas for poor Ed, he wasn’t much of a man anymore!

MALE GHOUL: Don’t you want to be my ghoulfriend?

FEMALE GHOUL: Sorry, I…I think we should eat other people!

1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio
Monster Makers: Mike Pascale & John Lustig

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SCENE: A female ghoul and a male ghoul talking outside---perhaps in a graveyard!

CAPTION: Gertie was the talk of the graveyard! Everyone said she was a real man-eater! But, alas for poor Ed, he wasn’t much of a man anymore!

MALE GHOUL: Don’t you want to be my ghoulfriend?

FEMALE GHOUL: Sorry, I…I think we should eat other people!

1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio
Monster Makers: Mike Pascale & John Lustig

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