This is absurd. Most men aren’t that easily distracted by…SQUIRREL!!
I mean, give me a break. It’s been years since I saw a beautiful woman and accidentally did any of the following:
—driven into a telephone pole.
—started a nuclear war.
—forgotten to finish what I was writing when I…
SQUIRREL!
©DC Comics
Shame on you! You know that thing you did? That horrible, rotten thing? You should be ashamed!
This is your chance to feel good about being ashamed. Wallow in it all day. Enjoy your shame. That way you won’t have to feel guilty the other 364 days of the year.
Wait a minute, though. You say you don’t have anything to be ashamed of?
Holy purgatory! What’s wrong with you? If you’re not ashamed of something—then your life is too *&^% boring!
You need to do something shameful today!
Steal a kiss. Sleep with the head of the CIA. Eat the ears of the ears off your kids’ chocolate Easter bunnies—before Easter and possibly before you buy them. Date a Republican.
And if you don’t? It’ll be a shame.
I just found out that my greeting card publisher, NobleWorks, is having a sale. But you’ll have to be quicker than one of Santa’s elves because the sale ends at midnight, Saturday (Nov 24.)
Buy 36 Last Kiss Christmas cards (three sets of 12 cards) and get a 36 percent discount. Free shipping.
Use coupon code BLKFRI36 at checkout.
Most of my Last Kiss cards (Christmas, Hanukkah and otherwise) are shown here.
But to see or buy the newest Last Kiss Christmas cards, you’ll need to click on the three images in this post.
©The Walt Disney Company
This has nothing to do with Last Kiss, but here’s a great scene from a Thanksgiving-themed Donald Duck story written and drawn by the great Carl Barks. Original publication in Walt Disney’s Comics and Stories #75, 1946. ©The Walt Disney Company.
No, this guy isn’t the villain in this tale from Lovelorn #7 (1950.) He’s the romantic hero whom readers are supposed to desire!
So, is it just me—or is he really creepy?
Click on image to enlarge.
