New Contest: Dialogue? Please!

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from Brides in Love #10, 1958.

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from Brides in Love #10, 1958.

Time for a new caption contest. Write some funny dialogue for the groom or minister. Then post the dialogue in the comments below.

Over the weekend, I’ll pick the best and post it here along with the winner’s name. Have fun!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Shopping for Women at the “Maul”

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #20, 1961.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #20, 1961.

You don’t like being mauled “that way?” Geez, that’s how I manhandle all the other women I date and they…well, come to think of it, they all hated it too!

Hmm. Maybe I’m just not dating the right women. I mean—it couldn’t be my fault, could it?

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Last Kiss Goes to New Orleans

RT Booklovers Convention 2014

For years, I’ve had people urge me to go to the RT Booklovers Convention because…

1) It’s apparently a ridiculous amount of fun.

2) Because a convention for romance writers and fans seems like such a natural for Last Kiss. (“You’ll sell out!” one romance writer enthused.)

Well, I’m finally going to find out. Last Kiss will have a table at this year’s convention. And—as if it wasn’t already going to be cool—it’s taking place in a city Shelagh and I have always wanted to visit: New Orleans!

(And, yes, Shelagh’s going with me to make sure I’m not overwhelmed by all the women who might mistake me for one of the hunky, male cover models.)

—-John Lustig

The Country Club Type

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from "His Future Bride" in Brides in Love #10, 1958.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from “His Future Bride” in Brides in Love #10, 1958.

What is “The Country Club Type” of woman? Well, it’s a woman—-no, a lady!—who has an abundance of class. (And cash.)

She may live in the City, but she’s at home in the Country. Any Country. Especially ones with valet service.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Boys, Books or Bed?

Art by Art Cappello and Dick Giordano from "Campus Crush" in First Kiss #1, 1957.

Art by Art Cappello and Dick Giordano from “Campus Crush” in First Kiss #1, 1957.

Given a choice between boys and books, Pam suddenly found that going to bed with a novel was no longer “the perfect evening.” A mistake? Perhaps.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.