The War Against Christmas (That Fox News Won’t Tell You About!)

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Oh, sure. Fox and the rest of the elite (“We have facts—sort of!) media talk a lot about the “War on Christmas!”

But what they don’t tell you is that the real war on St. Nick (and therefore Jesus—because they’re close buddies—isn’t being waged by liberals. It’s guys in tights and capes—or worse.

(Sure, they dress like liberals and they want to take away your guns. But that’s only because they’re evil. Not liberal!)

They’re super villains—and they’re out to get Santa and steal all your presents…

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Bottoms Up for Donald Duck

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Now, here’s something you wouldn’t see in an American comic book for kids.

Although this may look like an audition for Last Kiss cheerleaders, it’s actually an ad in a Danish Donald Duck comic book.

This full-page ad appeared in the Oct. 13, 2005 edition of ANDERS And & Co. It’s promoting a movie af banen! (We are the Champions) about a divorced dad who takes over the coaching of his son’s little league soccer team—thus reconnecting with his son. (And earning the love of one of the soccer moms.)

Judging from this photo, he’s also popular with cheerleaders.

 

A Last Kiss Thank You

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Inside Greeting: Thanks for a wonderful time!

Sure, I wrote all the Last Kiss cards. But this is one of my favorites. I love sending this to friends.

This and all the other Last Kiss cards are on sale through midnight, Dec. 7.

Buy three cards (or three sets) and the first three cards (or sets) of equal value are free.

At checkout (when you’re asked for payment info) enter the codeword: lastkiss

Free shipping in the U.S. See all cards here.

 

Buy 3 Last Kiss Cards (or Sets), Get 3 Free!


To quote Meg Ryan’s character in When Harry Met Sally in the faked orgasm scene:

“Yes! Yes. Yes! Yes!”

I am excited. (No faking here.)

For the first time, NobleWorks has set up a special sale just for Last Kiss fans. Until midnight Dec. 7, you can buy 3 Last Kiss greeting cards and get 3 free. (Or better yet, buy 3 sets of LK cards (12 cards per set) and get three sets free.

The sale is good on all Last Kiss cards—not just Christmas cards. And there are dozens of Last Kiss cards to choose from. So this the best chance ever to get some Last Kiss goodies.

The discount is for the first three cards (or sets) that you buy. At checkout (when you’re asked for payment info) enter the codeword: lastkiss

See all the Last Kiss cards here. Free shipping in the U.S.