SCENE: Red-headed, green-skinned woman zombie in an apocalyptic, ruined city.

ZOMBIE: You’re so cute...and alive! I could just eat you up!

CAPTION: Got a brain...but not using it? The ladies at -A-Zombieare dying to meat you!*

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Model: Ms. Brieanna Dead Right: John Lustig

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