Life Isn’t Fair in the Fast Lane

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #20, 1961.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #20, 1961.

Rats! Arrested again for speeding…while drinking and having sex with the Mayor’s daughter…in the car I stole from the police chief. It’s just not fair.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

People Will Talk—Especially You!

We Heard About You and Lola

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #8, 1959.

And all of those people seem to be you!

You’ve been spreading rumors faster than a drunk blogger at an Edward Snowden look-a-like contest. You’ve convinced people that Lola is a total slut—which isn’t fair because I didn’t even get to First Base until the third date.

(Or was it Third Base on the first date?)

It doesn’t matter. The point is…you’ve got to stop sabotaging my dates, Mom!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Who Got the Bill?

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #24, 1962.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #24, 1962.

Nor was Bill there the following day. Or the next 377 days after that. If he keeps this up, I’m going to call off the engagement dinner!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Stalk Photos

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from First Kiss #21, 1961.

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from First Kiss #21, 1961.

Not that I was desperate to see you again, but I did drive by your house a few times. Each hour. Every day. For three months.

I might have also climbed the tree outside your bedroom. And maybe I snapped several thousand photos. But don’t worry. I haven’t posted any of the embarrassing ones online yet.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

What’ll I Tell Janet?

Artist unknown from G.I. War Brides #1, 1954.

Artist unknown from G.I. War Brides #1, 1954.

Tell Janet you can’t take her out tonight because…

A) You’re recovering from a terrible shock. (Two women want you at the same time. And this time one of them isn’t your mom.)

B) You have a Date with Destiny. (Destiny D’Cupp—exotic square dancer extraordinaire.)

C) You’re too busy trying to be faithful to her. (You’ll succeed—eventually.)

D) You met a woman who reminds you of your mom—even more than Janet.

E) You give her a brilliant excuse—dreamed up by a Last Kiss reader—which she actually believes.

Suggestions?

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.