Milk Thief
I’m not sure where this gag originated (it’s on multiple sites), but it seemed like a nice companion to today’s Last Kiss milk comic.
Beware of the Van Burens!
Original art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #11, 1959.
You see, David, the Van Burens used to live here. But—good friends with your parents?
I don’t think so!
Why? Well, David, the Van Burens were secretly communist vampires! (And terrorists too!) Sent from another galaxy (and the future) to kidnap unsuspecting capitalist patriots like your parents.
God knows what those evil, atheist aliens would’ve demanded in return for your parents. (Our best theory is that they would’ve insisted that everyone in America be forced to have free healthcare—in Canada!)
Fortunately, we at the F.B.I. (Formidable Bureau of Insanity) stopped them!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the spiffed-up, new version of this art with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
Last Kiss Escorts: Free Snake Killing With Every Date
Artist unknown. Originally appeared in First Kiss #17, 1960. Click on art to enlarge.
Are you afraid of men, snakes and other phallic symbols?
Of course you are!
That’s why Last Kiss Dating guarantees that all of its escorts have at least 15 minutes of training in crucial skills such as:
—How to kill snakes with a crowbar!
—How to remember to…always carry a crowbar!
—How not to get women pregnant!
—How to deliver a baby…while killing a snake!
—Hot to deliver a baby with a crowbar!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the spiffed-up, new version of this art with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
