Don’t Tell George

Art by Charles Nicholas & Dick Giordano from First Kiss #7, 1959.

Art by Charles Nicholas & Dick Giordano from First Kiss #7, 1959.

ALLAN: George doesn’t have to know about us, babe. I mean—it’s not like I’ve gotten you pregnant. At least—not for sure!

JANE: Well, I suppose…

ALLAN: Sure. Telling the truth just leads to problems. That’s why I always lie to my wife!

JANE: You’re married?

ALLAN: Uh…umm…I mean, no! But—see? If I’d been telling you the truth just now…we’d both be sorry!

 

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the modern version of this art with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

“I will never kiss those feet again!”

One of many hilarious (and wonderfully odd) submissions for the latest Couple-Up Contest.

Pencils by Charles Quinlan. Color and restoration by Diego Jourdan Pereira.

Pencils by Charles Quinlan. Color and restoration by Diego Jourdan Pereira.

I received hundreds of submissions in the latest Last Kiss Couple-Up Contest. But (alas!) there could only be one…well, actually two winners. But here’s a sample of some of the best—and the oddest that also made me laugh!

I knew snail-mail’s days were numbered, but I never thought it would end like this.

Don Flowers

If only the rest of you was as big as those feet!
cmraman

Just get into your S car and go!

(This was one of many jokes on the “S car” theme. —John)

cleokaya

What a way for Escar to go.

(And here’s another clever variation. —John)

Bob Pickett

You killed my snail, so much for tail.

Tykemerry

You cad… No sex till after the appetizers.

ttdurbin

I oughta slug you!

Jim Guida

We’re going to slug this out right now, buster!! Where’s the salt?

Trish Saunders

Why do I always end up with some slimy idiot on Valentine’s Day?!

Miroslav Sustek

That snail was more of a man than you’ll ever be!

Gus Campanario

Just because you crushed Jacque’s shell like an egg does not mean you can do the same to my heart!

Kay Clopton
(more…)

Facebook Couple-Up Contest Winner Laura Drake

The Facebook Couple-Up Contest winning entry by Laura Drake. Pencils by Charles Quinlan. Color and restoration by Diego Jourdan Pereira.

Pencils by Charles Quinlan. Color and restoration by Diego Jourdan Pereira.

Longtime Last Kiss fan Laura Drake won the Facebook portion of the latest Couple-Up Contest. Laura was ahead from almost the beginning—quickly getting the most “like” votes. Congrats, Laura. And bon appetit the escargot!

Other Cool Contest Submissions

Read the winning entry in the GoComics version of the contest.

We received hundreds of wacky submissions. Here are a few of our favorites.

 

 

 

After We’re Married, I’ll Stop Lying to You

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia. From First Kiss #11, 1959. Click on art to enlarge.

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia. From First Kiss #11, 1959. Click on art to enlarge.

After we’re married, I’ll stop lying to you…and your parents…and some of your friends.

For example, here’s the truth about my age. I’m 25.

I mean, uh…21.

And, from now on, I’ll be 21 every year. Forever.

That’s the truth. And anyone who says otherwise is LYING!

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the spiffed-up, new version of this art with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

$1 Million Dollar Baby

Art by Vince Colletta Studio. Originally appeared in First Kiss #40, 1965

Art by Vince Colletta Studio. Originally appeared in First Kiss #40, 1965

Still, if you want to leave a million dollars by the side of the bed, I promise not to complain. Well not much. I guess you better make it $2 million.

Of course, it’s your decision.

It’s not like I’m going to switch your baby with another. And then sell it on eBay to Madonna. And then take the money and…

Say, did I say $2 million? I meant $3 million!

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the spiffed-up, new version of this art with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.