Baking with Love…

HER: He can’t ignore me! I made his favorite cakes! One taste and he’ll realize I baked them with love…and two cups of arsenic!

I Accidentally Ran Out of Gas

We’ve run out of gas. All four tires are blown out And the bridge is out. Darn. I guess we’ll have to spend the night…

(From the cover of Teen-Age Romances #38. Art by Matt Baker.”)

Last Kiss Memorial Hospital

Other hospitals have better equipment and doctors who actually went to medical school, but here at Last Kiss Memorial we really care about our patients—even when we’re not dating them!

Meet Jeff—My Homicidal Maniac Boyfriend!

Jeff isn’t really evil.

He just looks that way because he was bitten by a rabid dog.

Sure, he foams at the mouth occasionally. And bays at the moon. And tries to bite my cat.

But, honestly. As boyfriends go—-he’s about average.

(Art and a very loose interpretation of the plot from Nurse Betsy Crane #13.)