Sex Expert

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “Elopement” in FIRST KISS #4, 1958. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

Transcript:

SCENE: A mother and her adult daughter are talking.

DAUGHTER: Thanks, Mom! But you can’t help! I need advice from someone who knows about sex!

MOM: Honey, you know all those notches on my bed? Well guess what…?

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Art Cleanup: Heather Chestnut
Character Color: Dan McConnell Notches #6-79: John Lustig

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SCENE: A mother and her adult daughter are talking.

DAUGHTER: Thanks, Mom! But you can’t help! I need advice from someone who knows about sex!

MOM: Honey, you know all those notches on my bed? Well guess what...?

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Art Cleanup: Heather Chestnut
Character Color: Dan McConnell Notches #6-79: John Lustig

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Mom Goes Back to Work

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Make Believe” in First Kiss #7, Feb. 1959. Charlton Comics. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman reading a newspaper.

WOMAN: Good news, Mom! We’re back in show business! The strip club is hiring again!

Happy Mother’s Day!
1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Professional Pole Polisher: John Lustig

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SCENE: Woman reading a newspaper.

WOMAN: Good news, Mom! We’re back in show business! The strip club is hiring again!

Happy Mother’s Day!
1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Professional Pole Polisher: John Lustig

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Tucking Her In

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani from the story “Good Ole Joe” in FIRST KISS #1, 1957. Click link to read the entire vintage comic book for free.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Man and woman about to kiss.

WOMAN: Another good night kiss? Okay…if you must! But you can’t tuck me into bed! That’s mommy’s job! Fire her!

MAN: Fire her!

1957 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
Color: Allen Freeman Everything Else: John Lustig

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SCENE: Man and woman about to kiss.

WOMAN: Another good night kiss? Okay...if you must! But you can't tuck me into bed! That's mommy's job! Fire her!

MAN: Fire her!

1957 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
Color: Allen Freeman Everything Else: John Lustig

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Mother’s Day? It’s So Unfair!

Happy Mother’s Day!

Artist unknown. From the story “Mary Spratchet” from CRIMES BY WOMEN #5, 1949.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Older woman talking is holding a copy of Maternal News newspaper as she talks to someone off panel.

WOMAN: Hey, it’s Mother’s Day!

VOICE FROM OFF PANEL: And you’re just reminding
me…now? Thanks a lot, Mom!

1949 Artist Unknown Restoration: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Older woman talking is holding a copy of Maternal News newspaper as she talks to someone off panel.

WOMAN: Hey, it’s Mother’s Day!

VOICE FROM OFF PANEL: And you’re just reminding
me...now? Thanks a lot, Mom!

1949 Artist Unknown Restoration: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Mom Loves You

Happy Mother’s Day! (Well, almost Mother’s Day.)

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Hope Never Dies” in FIRST KISS #29, 1962.

 

 

Transcript:

Scene: Smiling young woman holding up a happy baby.

WOMAN: You’re perfect!

BABY (thinking): I know!

1962 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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Scene: Smiling young woman holding up a happy baby.

WOMAN: You're perfect!

BABY (thinking): I know!

1962 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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