You Make Me Hot

I always enjoy dialoguing my pal Allen Freeman‘s photos. The fact that those photos feature sensational models like Lady Pepper never deters me. I’m tough like that.

 

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WOMAN (in the snow, thinking): Frosty was such a hottie! ‘Til he melted!

Photo: ©2017 Allen Freeman Text: ©2017 Last Kiss Inc

Model: Lady Pepper Photo: Allen Freeman

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WOMAN (in the snow, thinking): Frosty was such a hottie! 'Til he melted!

Photo: ©2017 Allen Freeman Text: ©2017 Last Kiss Inc

Model: Lady Pepper Photo: Allen Freeman

Santa Smooching

A Last Kiss on a Tuesday?
Yup. I’m celebrating the holidays by running new comics every day through Christmas. I hope you enjoy the extra kisses!

My thanks to Mirthful Mike Pascale for today’s gag and revamping Diego’s art to give it a Christmas theme!

Art by Lou Fine from SMASH #26, 1941.

 

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BUCKY: I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus! And the milkman…the mailman…the maid…

It’s Always Bucky™

1941 Art: Lou Fine Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Holiday Hilarity & Milk Deliveries: Mike Pascale

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Art by Lou Fine from SMASH #26, 1941.

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BUCKY: I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus! And the milkman...the mailman...the maid…

It’s Always Bucky™

1941 Art: Lou Fine Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Holiday Hilarity & Milk Deliveries: Mike Pascale

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Art by Lou Fine from SMASH #26, 1941.

Christmas Cat Traditions

I had a cat who used to do this—every Christmas. <Sigh> Sometimes several times a Christmas—fortunately never when we had presents under the tree.

Thanks and many helpings of eggnog to my pal Mike Pascale for revamping Diego’s art to give it a Christmas theme!

Artist unknown. From the story “Chip on Her Shoulder” in Ten-Story Love #196, 1954.

 

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SCENE: Woman looking at a cat who is wearing a Santa hat. Behind them is a Christmas tree.

WOMAN: Ugh! You peed under the tree–again!

CAT (thinking): It’s my favorite Christmas tradition!

1954 Artist Unknown Recreation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Feline Fashion & Eggnog Expert: Mike Pascale

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Artist unknown. From the story “Chip on Her Shoulder” in Ten-Story Love #196, 1954.

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SCENE: Woman looking at a cat who is wearing a Santa hat. Behind them is a Christmas tree.

WOMAN: Ugh! You peed under the tree--again!

CAT (thinking): It’s my favorite Christmas tradition!

1954 Artist Unknown Recreation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Feline Fashion & Eggnog Expert: Mike Pascale

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Artist unknown. From the story "Chip on Her Shoulder" in Ten-Story Love #196, 1954.

Sorry, Santa!

I’ve used this art (with different gags) many times over the years. I have no idea why so many (mostly male) readers love it so much.

By the way, there’s no original art to compare it to because Allen Freeman drew it from scratch. Of course being a world-famous photographer of beautiful women, I guess he had lots of reference material.

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SEXY WOMAN IN A SANTA COSTUME: Sorry, Santa! But I get better gifts for being naughty!

Art: Allen Freeman

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SEXY WOMAN IN A SANTA COSTUME: Sorry, Santa! But I get better gifts for being naughty!

Art: Allen Freeman

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Santa’s Other Toy Department

I can’t remember which one of us wrote the gag, but the elfish revamp (piercings and more!) of the original romance art was all done by my pal Mike Pascale. Thanks, Mike.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “His Future Bride” in BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958.

 

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SEXY FEMALE CHRISTMAS ELF WITH PIERCINGS: At last! Santa’s transferring me to the ADULT toy department!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereirara
Elfin Makeover and Piercing Pioneer: Mike Pascale

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “His Future Bride” in BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958.

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SEXY FEMALE CHRISTMAS ELF WITH PIERCINGS: At last! Santa’s transferring me to the ADULT toy department!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereirara
Elfin Makeover and Piercing Pioneer: Mike Pascale

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "His Future Bride" in BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958.

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