Grr. I still haven’t seen the movie yet. I’ve been short on time and dealing with a neck/back problem that’s going to make sitting in a theater for a three-hour movie a test of endurance. So what’s the verdict, folks? Is the movie a masterpiece worth seeing? Or a pain in the neck?
CAPTION #2: People who know how to prioritize!
MAN SEATED IN MOVIE THEATER: oh no! My doctor just texted me! my lab results show I…
WOMAN SEATED BESIDE HIM WATCHING MOVIE: Shh! I can’t hear...the explosions and screams for mercy!
CAPTION 3: People who know enough…is never enough!
MAN: We’ve watched it 12 times! Can we go home now...and pretend our marriage still has a chance?
WOMAN: Thirteen’s my lucky number!