Stop Undressing Me

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WOMAN: Stop undressing me with your eyes!

WOMAN (again): Use your teeth!

14 Comments

  1. Love it! You’ll have plenty of takers on this one :)

    I’m sure you know that women have teeth too… they come in very handy, as well.

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  2. Hysterical! You should definitely have t-shirts made with this one. I know thousands of readers of a certain erotic romance publisher who would probably stand in line to buy them.

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  3. Oh yeah, John; definitely a T-shirt. Perhaps even one that CAN be removed by teeth.

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  4. Thanks for the encouragement, Catalina, Lady J, and Mike. I received several private e-mails from readers saying much the same thing. I wish I had a way to access those thousands of readers, LJ.

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  5. I love to have strangers undress me with their eyes, teeth, hands, whatever.

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    • Commenting:
      You’re doing it wrong.

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      • You have never complained before

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  6. this is why I hate men. and slutty women.

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    • Thanks for letting me know, L. It’s cool to be featured there. Not so cool that it was posted with my copyright removed (and in grainy black and white.) I see that you posted a comment there mentioning me and providing a link. I can’t tell you how much I appreciate that!!

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      • You’ve provided me with so many laughs the past few years, it’s the least I could do.

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  7. I would love to be able to purchase this on a card or postcard for Valentines Day!!!
    Is this an option that is available at this time???

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    • Hi. I don’t have it as a card. But I do have it as a fridge magnet and as a mousepad. I’ve e-mailed you the payment info in case either interests you. I hope that helps! –John

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