This guy is either very twisted–or very naive. I’m not sure which. The original version of the gag started out with just the woman speaking. And that’s how it’ll appear (soon I hope) when GoComics offers it as one of several Last Kiss cellphone wallpapers. Since cell screens are so small, I limited myself to six words or less for all gags.
But when I decided to recycle the comic for the web, I had more room for text. Hence the extra gag–and the new twist.
MAN: I hope it's me!