Now We’re Cooking

Well, at least she’s cooking–sorta. These days, I’m either eating things cold (salads) or I’m microwaving. Does that count as cooking?

The Major General of Lustig Culinary Delights (Shelagh) has been AWOL much of this month on a nursing assignment–healing the sick and no doubt laughing at jokes funnier than mine. (Sob!) Fortunately, she’ll return in a few days and so I’ll have my audience/laugh track back.

In the meantime, it’s not like I can’t fend on my own. I’m eating pretty healthy. And it’s kinda fun seeing how many forgotten items from the fridge and pantry I can throw together in a wrap and see if they explode in the microwave. Tomorrow I may break out the wok and stir fry whatever’s in the freezer. Now, that’s real cooking!

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Young woman and young man are on the beach roasting marshmallows.

WOMAN: See! I told you I can cook!


  1. Now that’s my kind of cooking! (The refrigerator rumble and microwave mania, at least. And yes, the nuker is cooking — just don’t stand too close!)

  2. Nuke cooking is my favorite. A small nuclear device and you’ve got leftovers for weeks!



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