Flying Fright Class? Have a Bloody Mary!

A big thanks and a (virgin) Bloody Mary to my buddy Mike Pascale for the sharp-toothed art modifications and basic idea for this gag.

On Sunday night, I’ll be posting another Halloween collaboration I did with Mike. So stay tuned, kids—same vampire bat time, same vampire bat channel!

 

Artist unknown. From FIRST LOVE ILLUSTRATED #52, 1955.

 

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SCENE: A flight attendant/stewardess is holding a tray of food and looks nervous as a vampire guy behind her looks like he's about to bite her.

FLIGHT ATTENDANT: So, uh...coffee, teA, or <gulp!> me?

1955 Artist unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Director of Vampire Dental Care: Mike Pascale

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First Love Illustrated 52.0

Artist unknown. From FIRST LOVE ILLUSTRATED #52, 1955.

6 Comments

  1. “Hey! You’re right! If I look through this ear, I can see the wall behind you at the other end!”
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    “Sir…the Apple Brown Betty doesn’t come with this menu.”
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    Back in the day, you really got your money’s worth flying first class.
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    “Oh I was just checking to see if there was room in your overhead compartment. There’s not, so I’ll have to put my package under the seat in front of me.”
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    “Wait! If you’re here groping me…then who’s flying the plane?!”
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    Another stewardess is hijacked and taken to Cuba.
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    From the Pan Am Stewardess training film, ‘When Weinstein Attacks’.

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  2. Rail travel was different in the mid 50’s that’s for sure.

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    • You know, I was wondering if this was supposed to be a train or bus of some kind. Thanks.

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      • I appreciate your shotgun approach to funny comments. Are you a professional gag writer or just a talented hobbyist?

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        • Thanks. I guess hobbyist. Mostly when I get insomnia, I get snarky. And I try to fall asleep by coming up with one liners.

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          • I don’t comment on the comments often, but I really enjoy seeing what you come up with, Jam. Some funny stuff.

            And, Dave, same for you!

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