Earn Miles with Every Kiss

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↓ Transcript
SCENE: Man and woman embracing at the airport on the tarmac. In the background is a small passenger plane.

MAN: ...and, since I’m a pilot, you’ll earn frequent lover miles!

1 Comment

  1. Will the blonde bimbo really fall for that line? Tune in next week for another episode of “How Stupid Can She Be?”


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