Dirt-Cheap Customers

Art by Art Saaf & Mike Peppe from the story “Kiss and Run” in NEW ROMANCES #14, 1952.

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SCENE: Two people (shown as silhouettes) are sitting in a car in a cemetery. In the foreground, a man is carrying a shovel to dig a grave.

SIGN ON CAR: Dirt Cheap Mortuary

PERSON IN CAR: The boss said to “dig up” some customers! So…

1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira


Art by Art Saaf & Mike Peppe from the story "Kiss and Run" in NEW ROMANCES #14, 1952.


  1. “Well, maybe if you had waited until he was dead to bury him…”

    “Good thing you’re too stupid for college.”

    “So you didn’t have enough to tip the grave digger, huh? That explains why he’s doing what he’s doing on the headstone.”

    “So what you’re saying is you can’t chip in for gas.”


    “Really? I thought porn paid better than that.”

  2. “I’m afraid I can’t do that Dave.”


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