In honor of last week’s big, big news (Disney bought Marvel Comics) I’m running a couple of comic book-themed Last Kisses this week.

This is a strange turn of events for most die-hard comic fans. I know some people are afraid that Disney will try to “Disneyfy” Marvel–making everything G-rated and warm and fuzzy. But that’s not going to happen. I’m sure Disney wants Marvel’s harder edge and older, male-dominated demographic.

But we’ll see. In the meantime, I’m not going to “Hulk out” over it–especially since I own a bit of Marvel stock and it shot up 25 percent in one day. Nope. I’m not going to complain at all.

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CAPTION: My love life stunk Like a dead skunk on
a hot tin roof! But then I discovered a new brand of perfume...

CAPTION 2: Essence of Old Comic Books!

CAPTION 3: And suddenly...there was romance in the air!

MAN (to woman): Gosh! Every time we kiss i think of a scintillating, superhero slugfest from the sizzling sixties!

WOMAN: I never dreamed smelling like moldy paper could be so...exciting!

CAPTION 4: Essence of Old Comic BooksTM -- now availabe with extra mildew!