Art by Bill Ward from the story "I Danced with Heartbreak" from DIARY LOVES #9, 1951

Art by Bill Ward from the story “I Danced with Heartbreak” from DIARY LOVES #9, 1951

So you like a boy and he’s dating a girl. (And she isn’t you.) Of course, she’s probably a gold-digging slut. And she probably deserves to be dropped down a mine shaft. But how can you be really sure?

Simple. If she answers “yes” to any of the following questions then go ahead and Google the nearest mine shaft:

1. Do you like money?

2. If there was a test could you prove that you’re a girl?

3. So, no one knows you’re here, right?

4. Wanna visit a mine shaft?

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

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