Goodbye. It’s not that I don’t like you, but I’ve got things to do. Important things. Like…
—telling my Facebook friends about your 10 craziest relatives.
—sorting my underwear according to the size and consistency of the stains. Yellow on the top. Brown on the bottom.
—building the perfect girlfriend in my basement. She’s a lot like you—if you were smarter, prettier and had better self-esteem.
—deciding if I’m going to ask you out again. Oh, that isn’t an option? How come?
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.