Dead Right, Nurse

Dead Right, Nurse

Meanwhile, back in 1961…
See the original 1961 art for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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SCENE: Female nurse talking on the phone.

NURSE: Are you sure? According to our records, you’re dead!
Pencils: Charles Nicholas Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
©2014 Last Kiss Inc
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No, I Didn’t Sleep with Your Sister

No, I Didn’t Sleep with Your Sister

It’s rare that I write a gag that actually makes me laugh out loud,

Most of the time I just smirk and think, “Well, that seems funny.” Then I’ll ask my wife. If she humors me and laughs at the gag, then I usually use it.

Occasionally, though, I over-analyze a joke. Is it really funny for the chicken (or the blonde) to cross the road? Would it be funnier to cross train tracks? How about if it’s during a blizzard?

Last week I was stuck on this gag. Which punchline should I use? A thousand thanks to everyone on my Last Kiss Facebook page who helped me decide—and suggested some other neat gags.

And, yes, some of those suggestions did make me laugh out loud.

Meanwhile, back in 1957…
See the original 1957 art for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

Here's another version of the punchline.

Here’s another version of the punchline.

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SCENE: Man talking to a woman.

MAN: No! I didn’t sleep with your sister! Well, at least...not on purpose!

Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Color: Dan McConnell
©2014 Last Kiss Inc

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Cheer Up, Sweetie

Cheer Up, Sweetie

Meanwhile, back in 1958…
See the original 1958 art for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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SCENE: Woman talking to a man.

WOMAN: I’m dumping you! But cheer up! You can still send me gifts!

Art: John Tartaglione Color: Dan McConnell
©2014 Last Kiss Inc
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I’m So Sensitive

I’m So Sensitive

Meanwhile, back in 1954…
See the original 1954 art for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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WOMAN: It’ll never work out! I’m sensitive and kind! And you’re a jerk!

Artist Unknown Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
©2014 Last Kiss Inc
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Idiot’s Delight

Idiot’s Delight

Of course, you’re not an idiot. How can I tell? You’re reading this comic!
Only smart, happy, good-looking people read Last Kiss. People who aren’t easily flattered. People like you.

Anyone who doesn’t read Last Kiss is sad. And an idiot. And probably a poophead.
Don’t let your friends be sad poopheads. Or idiots. Share Last Kiss with them quick…before their heads explode!

Meanwhile, back in 1964…
See the original 1964 art for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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SCENE: Woman talking on the telephone.
WOMAN: I’ll be happy to help you...after I’m done with the other idiots!
Art: Ernesto R. Garcia Restoration & color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
©2014 Last Kiss Inc
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