I’ve decided to expand my blog and talk about whatever interests me at the moment. Humor. My life. Politics. My life.

My opinions about other people. My opinions about my opinions…about my life. And, of course, my opinions about other people’s opinions about my life.

And—for today at least—new conspiracy theories which must be true because I’m making them up and I would never lie to you.

The Republicans are right. The poor economy is Barack Obama’s fault. Where the GOP goes wrong is in just blaming him for problems in the last three years.

Think deep, guys. The economy is recovering. And Obama is starting to get credit for this. So maybe this whole economic crisis was just a hoax—engineered by Obama to make himself look good.

Sure, Bush was in office when the economy tanked. But how can we be sure that Bush wasn’t being controlled by Obama? Wouldn’t that be perfect? If you blame Obama for Bush, all your problems disappear.

(By the way, just to get ahead of the curve, why not start blaming Obama for Mitt Romney now?)