Free Love

Yes, it’s the summer of free love. Feel free to enjoy it. Now, will that be check or credit card?

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SCENE: A beautiful young woman in a bathing suit sits by the edge of a pool at a man who's smiling/leering at her.

WOMAN: Of course my love is free! It’s the rest of
me that’s expensive!

And Here’s the Pitch…

A diaper or two? Add a few thousand and you might have it right…

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Scene: A man and woman are sitting by the edge of a body of water.

MAN: if we have kids, I’ll pitch in..maybe even change a diaper...someday!

WOMAN: And maybe we’ll even have sex again...someday!

Sky High Trippin’

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SCENE: A flight attendant is holding a tray (we can't see what's on the tray) as she walks down the aisle of a plane filled with passengers.

CAPTION #1: Stop stressing! Fly high with Mellow Air! Great trips guaranteed--even if we forget to take off!

FLIGHT ATTENDANT: More tranquilizers, anyone?

PASSENGER #1: S-o-o-o stoned!

PASSENGER #2: Darn! This book is still upside down!

CAPTION #2: Mellow Air! Now with more wherever we manage to land!

The Secret Ingredients

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SCENE: A smiling older woman with a big bowl talks to another woman.

OLDER WOMAN: The secret ingredients are a cup of love...A dash
of hope...And 1,300 tablespoons of rum!

And for Dessert…

Sex: Low sugar! No fat! (No artificial sweeteners?) The perfect way to end every meal!

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SCENE: Waitress tries to take order as a couple at a date kiss passonately.

WAITRESS: And for dessert...