by John | Aug 19, 2010 | Uncategorized
Yes, it’s the summer of free love. Feel free to enjoy it. Now, will that be check or credit card?
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A beautiful young woman in a bathing suit sits by the edge of a pool at a man who's smiling/leering at her.
WOMAN: Of course my love is free! It’s the rest of
me that’s expensive!
by John | Aug 17, 2010 | Uncategorized
A diaper or two? Add a few thousand and you might have it right…
↓ TranscriptScene: A man and woman are sitting by the edge of a body of water.
MAN: if we have kids, I’ll pitch in..maybe even change a diaper...someday!
WOMAN: And maybe we’ll even have sex again...someday!
by John | Aug 15, 2010 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A flight attendant is holding a tray (we can't see what's on the tray) as she walks down the aisle of a plane filled with passengers.
CAPTION #1: Stop stressing! Fly high with Mellow Air! Great trips guaranteed--even if we forget to take off!
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: More tranquilizers, anyone?
PASSENGER #1: S-o-o-o stoned!
PASSENGER #2: Darn! This book is still upside down!
CAPTION #2: Mellow Air! Now with more flights...to wherever we manage to land!
by John | Aug 12, 2010 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A smiling older woman with a big bowl talks to another woman.
OLDER WOMAN: The secret ingredients are a cup of love...A dash
of hope...And 1,300 tablespoons of rum!
by John | Aug 10, 2010 | Uncategorized
Sex: Low sugar! No fat! (No artificial sweeteners?) The perfect way to end every meal!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Waitress tries to take order as a couple at a date kiss passonately.
WAITRESS: And for dessert...
