Cinderella Gone Wild

I figure those are Cindy’s “evil stepsisters” in the background. Sure, they’re speechless — for the moment.

But not for long!

After all, they wouldn’t be truly evil if they passed up such a great opportunity to say something nasty. Anyone care to suggest some dialog for one or both of them?

If so, post your quips in the comment section below! Or on the Last Kiss Facebook site.

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SCENE: A well-dressed young man and woman are standing in the doorway of her home. They're smiling at each other. Behind them--looking shocked--are the woman's sisters.

WOMAN: …and at the stroke of midnight I lose my glass slipper!

WOMAN (again): You develop a foot fetish!

WOMAN (again): And we live happily ever after!

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio

Additional Keywords: fairy tale, fetish

World’s Worst Hypnotist

Look into my eyes. You’re getting sleepy. Very, very sleepy. Now, you’re dreaming…that this comic is funny. Really funny!

Don’t argue with me! It is funny! And when you wake up, you’re going to tell all your Facebook friends about it.

Right after you bark like a dog…

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A woman smiles adoringly at a man.

WOMAN: I don’t care if you are the “world’s worst hypnotist!” I love you!

MAN (thinks): And for my next trick…

Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani

Additional Keywords: hypnotism, hypnotize

Riding the Rails…

Other possible destinations: True Love; Eternal Happiness; Instant Fame; and Last Kiss’ version of Germany!

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SCENE: A conductor on a train is punching the ticket of a woman passenger.

CONDUCTOR: Getting off at Wild Sex?

WOMAN: Doesn’t everyone?

Grand Slam

When you get down to it, isn’t baseball a metaphor for darn near everything?

(Now funny in German too.)

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SCENE: Man and woman embracing outside--possibly in the woods or in a park.

MAN (thinking): I wonder if I can get to first base?

WOMAN (thinking): C'mon! Slide into home!

Make-Up, Make Out?

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Pretty blonde pats her hair.

Blonde: Make-up sex? Sure! I'll get the lip gloss!