Comics or romance? Fortunately, I’ve never had to choose…
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CAPTION: The Army sent me to Frozen Hope, Alaska--a place so remote that snowmen are counted as eligible voters...and snow women as eligible dates! Many a romance ends during the spring
thaw! Frustrated and frostbitten, I gave up on love and started reading comic books! But then, one day...
PANEL 1:
SCENE: Man is startled as he sees a woman.
MAN: Good grief! Areyou...a woman?
WOMAN: There's only one way to find out, mister!
PANEL 2:
SCENE First man and woman kiss as an older man looks on in alarm.
CAPTION: Just then, the owner of Frozen Hope Comics showed up!
OLDER MAN: Joe, no! I've got a new X-Men waiting for you!
PANEL 3:
SCENE: Older man and older woman talk.
OLDER WOMAN: Give up, pulp pusher! he's found something better than comics!
OLDER MAN: Is that...possible?
thaw! Frustrated and frostbitten, I gave up on love and started reading comic books! But then, one day...
PANEL 1:
SCENE: Man is startled as he sees a woman.
MAN: Good grief! Areyou...a woman?
WOMAN: There's only one way to find out, mister!
PANEL 2:
SCENE First man and woman kiss as an older man looks on in alarm.
CAPTION: Just then, the owner of Frozen Hope Comics showed up!
OLDER MAN: Joe, no! I've got a new X-Men waiting for you!
PANEL 3:
SCENE: Older man and older woman talk.
OLDER WOMAN: Give up, pulp pusher! he's found something better than comics!
OLDER MAN: Is that...possible?
Want to try out your foreign language skills? This comic is also available in German at:
http://bit.ly/5Cb33Z
Until you start putting out the comics in Swahili, make mine Last Kiss Comics!
Better than comics? You mean “The New Adventures of Mighty Mouse”?