by John | Nov 17, 2009 | Uncategorized
Every once in awhile, I try to write something that’s both funny and sweet. This was supposed to be one of those. I got the sweet part right away with the woman’s dialog. But when it came to the man’s dialog–apparently my brain was invaded by male aliens from the planet MaleJerk. I hope to have my brain back and functioning at normal testosterone levels soon. Otherwise, Friday’s comic could be…deadly!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Middle-aged man and woman stand in the doorway, looking out at a young couple who are kissing.
OLDER WOMAN: Young love is sweet! But our love is like a vintage
wine!
OLDER MAN (thinking): Hmmm...time to open a new bottle!
by John | Nov 15, 2009 | Uncategorized
Such beauty brings strife!
Quick! Run for your life!
Beware! Don’t stare!
Too late! Here comes your wife!
↓ TranscriptBEAUTIFUL WOMAN: Look out! I’m beautiful…and I’m not
afraid to use it!
by John | Nov 12, 2009 | Uncategorized
Even though she was kicked off Dancing with the Stars for using the “rhythm method” without any music, Foxy LeTrotsky never lost her passion for fancy footwork.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: In the foreground, a man is having a drink at a party. Behind him, a woman and a man are dancing.
WOMAN: Let’s sit this one out! I just spotted someone...uh, something I've got to do!
by John | Nov 10, 2009 | Uncategorized
Are you too beautiful for your own good? Yeah, me too.
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Young woman notices that other women are staring at her.
WOMAN: Everyone’s staring! I’m either more beautiful than I thought…or I slept with someone’s boyfriend again!
by John | Nov 8, 2009 | Uncategorized
I love this art. Why? Because it’s subtle and understated–just like all my humor…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman crying--hard!!
WOMAN: Oh, don't mind me! I'm just in love!
