Pop that Cork!

Every once in awhile, I try to write something that’s both funny and sweet. This was supposed to be one of those. I got the sweet part right away with the woman’s dialog. But when it came to the man’s dialog–apparently my brain was invaded by male aliens from the planet MaleJerk. I hope to have my brain back and functioning at normal testosterone levels soon. Otherwise, Friday’s comic could be…deadly!

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SCENE: Middle-aged man and woman stand in the doorway, looking out at a young couple who are kissing.

OLDER WOMAN: Young love is sweet! But our love is like a vintage

OLDER MAN (thinking): Hmmm...time to open a new bottle!

Dangerous Damsel?

Such beauty brings strife!
Quick! Run for your life!
Beware! Don’t stare!
Too late! Here comes your wife!

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BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: Look out! I’m beautiful…and I’m not
afraid to use it!

Distracted at the Dance

Even though she was kicked off Dancing with the Stars for using the “rhythm method” without any music, Foxy LeTrotsky never lost her passion for fancy footwork.

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SCENE: In the foreground, a man is having a drink at a party. Behind him, a woman and a man are dancing.

WOMAN: Let’s sit this one out! I just spotted someone...uh, something I've got to do!

Beautiful Me

Are you too beautiful for your own good? Yeah, me too.

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SCENE: Young woman notices that other women are staring at her.

WOMAN: Everyone’s staring! I’m either more beautiful than I thought…or I slept with someone’s boyfriend again!

Sob Queen

I love this art. Why? Because it’s subtle and understated–just like all my humor…

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SCENE: Woman crying--hard!!

WOMAN: Oh, don't mind me! I'm just in love!