Every once in awhile, I try to write something that’s both funny and sweet. This was supposed to be one of those. I got the sweet part right away with the woman’s dialog. But when it came to the man’s dialog–apparently my brain was invaded by male aliens from the planet MaleJerk. I hope to have my brain back and functioning at normal testosterone levels soon. Otherwise, Friday’s comic could be…deadly!

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SCENE: Middle-aged man and woman stand in the doorway, looking out at a young couple who are kissing.

OLDER WOMAN: Young love is sweet! But our love is like a vintage

OLDER MAN (thinking): Hmmm...time to open a new bottle!