by John | Jan 4, 2010 | Uncategorized
I love this guy. He’s so smug. You just know he’s up to no good!
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman embracing.
MAN: But, Babe, why do I need a job? I’ve got credit cards!
WOMAN: Gosh, Sweetie! Why do I need a boyfriend? I’ve got a vibrator!
by John | Nov 22, 2009 | Uncategorized
I can’t take full credit (or blame) for today’s comic. The heavy boobs gag was suggested by my wife (Shelagh.) I noodled with the wording a bit and added the line from the helpful guy in the background, but the basic, uh…thrust of the gag is all hers.
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman with her eyes closed and her head and arms resting on a desk. A man walks through a doorway in the background.
WOMAN: Gravity attack! My boobs are...so heavy! Need help…fast!
MAN (singing): Here I come to save the day!
by John | May 15, 2009 | Uncategorized
If only getting a job was this easy…
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (in college graduation cap and gown kissing a man who's also wearing a cap and gown.): By the way, what’s your major?
MAN: Sex education!
WOMAN: You're hired!
