Gravity Got You Down?

Gravity Got You Down?

I can’t take full credit (or blame) for today’s comic. The heavy boobs gag was suggested by my wife (Shelagh.) I noodled with the wording a bit and added the line from the helpful guy in the background, but the basic, uh…thrust of the gag is all hers.

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SCENE: Woman with her eyes closed and her head and arms resting on a desk. A man walks through a doorway in the background.

WOMAN: Gravity attack! My boobs are...so heavy! Need help…fast!

MAN (singing): Here I come to save the day!

Graduate With Honors

Graduate With Honors

If only getting a job was this easy…

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WOMAN (in college graduation cap and gown kissing a man who's also wearing a cap and gown.): By the way, what’s your major?

MAN: Sex education!

WOMAN: You're hired!