Wedded Bliss Gone Amiss

Wedded Bliss Gone Amiss

In my previous comic, I had a couple getting married. It was (for me) an unusually sweet moment.

But today? Ack! We’re wallowing in the worst of wedded woes!

What can I say? Romantic comedy is a brutal business.

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WOMAN: Marriage is a beautiful thing! But with the right lawyer...so is alimony!

Weddings Make Me Cry

Weddings Make Me Cry

I just found a link to the world’s best wedding toast. I discovered it on Mark Evanier’s site–which is rapidly becoming my favorite blog.

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SETTING: Bride and groom embracing.

BRIDE: Weddings always make me cry...especially my own!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman

Passion Aggression?

Passion Aggression?

Just in case there’s any doubt, we’re back to stand-alone gags for now. Totally random. No plan. No grand scheme…

Or so it would appear.

My readers often surprise me. You find ideas and themes that I didn’t know were there. You folks are wildly creative. (And you’re much too smart and sophisticated to be taken in by mere flattery!) So, maybe you’ll find a way to connect all the comics in the coming weeks. Maybe they’ll make sense to you as part of a single storyline.

If so, let me–and probably a qualified therapist–know!

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SCENE: Man and woman embrace under a full moon. The woman has her eyes closed in ecstasy.

WOMAN: It can’t get any better than this…unless you propose! No pressure, though!

Widow Miss Muffet, Part 12

Widow Miss Muffet, Part 12

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More about “Widow” artist Dick Giordano:

“The First week I was there (DC Comics) I went to Dick’s office, one of the messiest, most comforting places I’ve ever had the pleasure to spend time in, to ask him for guidance. I explained I had been given no specific set of responsibilities…I asked him what my job was exactly. He just sat back, gave me one of those wonderful Dick smiles and just said: ‘You’ll figure it out.’

“And, of course, he was right. With his wind at my back and all the support I could have ever asked for, I got to do everything: learn, create, innovate, play, change.

“Few people know how to lead creative people to do their best work…Thank you, sir, for being the best boss and teacher I ever had.”

–Richard Bruning, VP-Creative Director, DC Comics, January 2003
from Michael Eury’s Dick Giordano: Changing Comics, One Day at a Time

Art by Giordano. ©2010 DC Comics


“When Dick left DC the second time, I told friends the company was losing its heart. That’s not to say no one who remained there or came…after Dick…acted on their generous impulses or…strove to be fair to…freelancers. But that kind of behavior never again seemed to me to be a core value of the company.

“He was a good guy because he was a good guy. He wasn’t a good guy because it was a smart way to do business, although it surely was…He wasn’t a good guy because the company mandated that persona. He loved comics and he loved comics people. He was a good guy…”

–Tony Isabella from Tony’s Online Tips, March 29, 2010

Sprechen Sie Deutsch? To read “Widow Miss Muffet” and other Last Kiss comics in German click here.

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PANEL 1, SCENE: Mitzi and Al kiss as a minister marries them.

CAPTION: "Three miles down the road, I became Mrs. Albert Pillbody III...the world’s richest teenage widow-to-be!"

MINISTER: You may kiss the bride!

PANEL 2, SCENE: Cut to Al and Mitzi on their honeymoon. Mitzi is desperately trying to crawl away as Al drags her back towards the bed.

CAPTION: “Alas! Al survived our honeymoon...easily!

AL: Stop kidding! Come back to bed! I'm just getting warmed up!

MITZI: Haven't you heard? Eight is enough!

Widow Miss Muffet Part 8

Widow Miss Muffet Part 8

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More About Dick Giordano…

“Several [Charlton Comics] artists…did less than their best because they had to work faster to put food on the table, but Dick Giordano’s talent enabled him to be fast and still do great work…

“Dick was too good to stay at Charlton so he moved down to DC Comics…

“He worked hard and achieved a lot…He was willing to pay the price for success, long sleepless nights at the drawing board, long boring rides on the train, and the constant struggle to be the Last Man Standing in the DC office.

“I always admired Dick and what he achieved. I never envied him.”

–Joe Gill former Charlton Comics staff writer, December 2002
from Michael Eury’s Dick Giordano: Changing Comics, One Day at a Time

Covers by Dick Giordano. Art and characters ©2010 DC Comics

Sprechen Sie Deutsch? To read “Widow Miss Muffet” and other Last Kiss comics in German click here.