Candy & Flowers for Valentine’s Day

by John | Feb 13, 2018 | Uncategorized

Happy Valentine’s Day!

My heartfelt thanks—but no “Candy” or “Roses”—to my pal Mike Pascale who came up with today’s joke.

Mike also did a masterful job of modifying the original art. I think this is the first time Mike has ever added cleavage to any Last Kiss characters.

Normally, of course, neither of us would ever think of sullying Last Kiss with <gasp!> sex. But it made the joke funnier. So, what could we do?

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in FIRST KISS #8, 1959.

MAN (to girlfriend or wife): You wanted Candy and flowers for Valentine’s Day, so…

SECOND WOMAN: Hi! I’m Candy!

THIRD WOMAN: I’m Rose!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Master of Mirth & Creator of Cleavage: Mike Pascale

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Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in FIRST KISS #8, 1959.

MAN (to girlfriend or wife): You wanted Candy and flowers for Valentine’s Day, so…

SECOND WOMAN: Hi! I’m Candy!

THIRD WOMAN: I’m Rose!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Master of Mirth & Creator of Cleavage: Mike Pascale

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Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in FIRST KISS #8, 1959.

Valentine Sex? Surely!

by John | Feb 11, 2018 | Uncategorized

Artist unknown, but possibly Vince Colletta Studio. From the story “The Time of Decision” in BRIDES IN LOVE #9, 1958.

Transcription:

WOMAN: Surely, I’ll be your Valentine! But…darn it! Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sex!

MALE AIRLINE PILOT: You bet! And don’t call me Shirley!

1958 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Artist unknown, but possibly Vince Colletta Studio. From the story “The Time of Decision” in BRIDES IN LOVE #9, 1958.