Surreal Housewives

Surreal Housewives

More Last Kiss fun from Jenny Blake & Diego Jourdan Pereira!

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CAPTION: THE SURREAL HOUSEWIVES OF LAST KISS
BLONDE GUY (THOUGHT): I’m the catty gay friend with an old fart hubby who could go at any moment.
SCARF WOMAN (THOUGHT): I’ve slept with every one at this table and never had an orgasm.
CLEAVAGE WOMAN (THOUGHT): I’m getting my own spin-off and leaving these cows in my dust!
CHOKER WOMAN (THOUGHT): For the season finale, one of us will be murdered!
CHOKER WOMAN (THOUGHT) I hope it’s not me!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Color: Allen Freeman
Character Makeovers: Mike Pascale New Snark: John Lustig
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Reality TV? Nope!

Reality TV? Nope!

More Last Kiss fun from Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art possibly by Murphy Anderson. From the story “All Aboard for the Moon” in Rangers Comics #64, April 1952. (Fiction House.)

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SCENE: 1950s-early 1960s. Mom, Dad and Buck are in their TV room. Mom is trying to use a remote control--which clearly didn't exist back then--to change the channel on the old TV. Dad is reading the newspaper. Bucky's face is on the TV screen. Meanwhile the real life Bucky is playing with a train set on the floor.

MOM: Why can’t I change the channel? I want to watch the Golden Bachlorette!

DAD: Sorry, dear, Bucky has the parental controls.

BUCKY: It’s for your own good. I can’t let my mom...watch brain-draining reality TV shows.

Bucky created by Jack Enyart & John Lustig
1952 Art: Murphy Anderson Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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The Peril of Daylight Saving Time

The Peril of Daylight Saving Time

On the plus side: You didn’t just lose an hour. You traveled forward in time!

 

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SCENE: Harold Lloyd is hanging (barely) onto the minute hand of a large clock that is high above a city street.

Harold: I forget. Do I spring Forward? Or Fall… back?

CAPTION: Daylight Saving Time? Don’t Fall for it!

Image: Harold Lloyd in the 1923 film, Safety Last.
New dialogue by John Lustig

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SCENE: Harold Lloyd is hanging (barely) onto the minute hand of a large clock that is high above a city street.

Harold: I forget. Do I spring Forward? Or Fall... back?

CAPTION: Daylight Saving Time? Don’t Fall for it!

Image: Harold Lloyd in the 1923 film, Safety Last.
New dialogue by John Lustig

Lloyd, Harold (Safety Last)_01_1923

Some Day My Prince Will Come

Some Day My Prince Will Come

I’ve watched (and loved) a lot of silent films over the years. And adding silent movie images to the Last Kiss mix isn’t as unlikely as it might first seem.
In fact, it was the old TV show Fractured Flickers—which added silly, dubbed dialogue to silent movies—that partially inspired my creation of Last Kiss. It was funny stuff—and no wonder. Fractured Flickers was created by Jay Ward, the genius behind the Rocky & Bullwinkle show.
I’ve got at least one more of these silent screen sillies coming up soon in Last Kiss. I hope people enjoy ’em. I’ve love to do more.

 

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Theda Bara as Cleopatra: Someday my prince will come! But waiting for him is a royal pain…in my plump patrician posterior!

Image: Theda Bara from the 1917 film, Cleopatra.
Dialogue by John Lusig

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Theda Bara as Cleopatra: Someday my prince will come! But waiting for him is a royal pain...in my plump patrician posterior!

Image: Theda Bara from the 1917 film, Cleopatra.
Dialogue by John Lusig