Sit Down for Love

Sit Down for Love

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SCENE: Woman kissing a man.

WOMAN: At last I know...YOU really love me!

MAN (thinking): Gosh! All I did was
put the seat down!

Inked by Dick Giordano

Almost Perfect

Almost Perfect

I’ve rewritten this gag several times over the years. I think I finally got it right, but I do miss one of the gags I cut. In the original version, the woman also rented the guy’s favorite movie: The Three Stooges Meet the 50-Foot Woman from Uranus!

The things I do for art…

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WOMAN (to man): For your birthday, I filled the pool with beer...and invited all your pals over for poker and porn!

MAN: Yeah! You left the toilet seat down again!