by John | Apr 12, 2011 | Uncategorized
Sadly, Nick O’Teen McPuff never did figure out why women–even the ones who smoked–always hid from him.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man smoking a cigarette.
MAN: Gee! All the good-lookin’ chicks must be hidin’...in the no smokin’ section...again!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Dec 7, 2010 | Uncategorized
Before you criticize anyone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry, they’re a mile away and barefoot.
–Anonymous
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman on the street in high heels.
WOMAN: The real crime isn’t streetwalking! It's these [comic book swearing] high heels!
by John | Jul 15, 2010 | Uncategorized
Obviously, these guys are living in a state of denial. Possibly California.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Two men sitting at a restaurant. One is lighting a cigarette. The other is about to drink a cup of coffee. Neither looks at the other.
MAN #1: We can’t be gay! We’re tough, macho
guys!
MAN #2: Damn straight, Sweetie!
by John | Jun 8, 2009 | Uncategorized
I was going to use this art for a joke about the fear of flying. But I kept getting distracted by the guy’s cigarette. Nobody smokes on planes these days. A guy would have to be a real fanatic to even try. Hmm…
By the way, there really is a bill in Congress right now that would give the Food and Drug Administration the power to regulate tobacco products. If it passes, things could get interesting!
↓ TranscriptCAPTION: Three reasons why tobacco shouldn’t be regulated by the FDA!
GUY SMOKING: If you ban cigarettes then only criminals will have cigarettes!
GUY SMOKING (again): Cigarettes don’t kill people! Cigarette smokers kill people!
GUY SMOKING (still): I still have one lung that works…sorta!
by John | Feb 23, 2009 | Uncategorized
Pretty woman, walking down the street.
Pretty woman, not sure I want to meet!
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: Men are like shoes! I love breaking in a new pair!
