I was going to use this art for a joke about the fear of flying. But I kept getting distracted by the guy’s cigarette. Nobody smokes on planes these days. A guy would have to be a real fanatic to even try. Hmm…

By the way, there really is a bill in Congress right now that would give the Food and Drug Administration the power to regulate tobacco products. If it passes, things could get interesting!

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CAPTION: Three reasons why tobacco shouldn’t be regulated by the FDA!

GUY SMOKING: If you ban cigarettes then only criminals will have cigarettes!

GUY SMOKING (again): Cigarettes don’t kill people! Cigarette smokers kill people!

GUY SMOKING (still): I still have one lung that works…sorta!