
National Stay Home and Get Lucky Day
Let’s make this a real national holiday. The parades alone would be worth it.
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WOMAN (in bed): I’m not taking a sick day! I'm taking a sex day!
Let’s make this a real national holiday. The parades alone would be worth it.
Sophisticated scientific studies (which I just made up) show that at least 100 percent of women* suffer from occasional bouts of male sickness. This disease now has a name (because I just made it up too): Male-o-pause!
If you have symptoms of Male-o-pause (itching, anxiety, breathing) see your doctor. There! Don’t you feel better?
*Do men suffer from Male-o-pause? Who knows? Attempts at research usually end in drunken brawls.