My Best Barbie Life

My Best Barbie Life

I still haven’t seen the Barbie movie. (I hear it’s great!)

 

But I do want to note that Tony Isabella wrote this before the movie came out. So, if the film has a similar joke, it’s copying Tony. Not the other way around.

And, Hollywood, we’re okay with that. Really. But if you want to send Tony, colorist Diego Jourdan Pereira (and me) some barrels of movie money, we are even more okay with that!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Frank Frazetta from the story “Brothers of the Wilderness” in The Durango Kid #4, April-May 1950. Published by Magazine Enterprises.

Curious to see more? Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com’s presentation of the comic. The story begins on Page 28.

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SCENE: Close-up of a woman with pink hair who is looking out at the reader.

WOMAN: I’m living my best Barbie life. Like her, I have my own dream house...and my own dream car...and multiple professional careers...and a second dream house for my  clothes. Life would be perfect if only...my hot boyfriend and I...had genitals.

1950 Art: Frank Frazetta Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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Bedroom Priorities

Bedroom Priorities

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “Elopement” in First Kiss #4, 1958. Published by Charlton.

Curious to see more? Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com’s presentation of the comic. The story begins on Page 23.

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SCENE: Man and a sad (or bored) woman are cuddling.

MAN: I’m so happy! our lives are perfect!

WOMAN: <Sigh> Almost Perfect! Last night I noticed our bedroom ceiling needs painting.

MAN: Last night? when we made love?!!

WOMAN: Well, it was very distracting!

958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Retired Ceiling Inspector: John Lustig

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Free Love for Sale

Free Love for Sale

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Summer Always Passes” in First Kiss #13, March 1960. Published by Charlton.

Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com’s presentation of the comic. The story begins on Page 9.

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SCENE: Man smiling (leering?) at a beautiful woman in a bathing suit who's sitting by a swimming pool.

WOMAN: My love’s free! But the rest of me’s expensive!

1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Rich Humor: John Lustig

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Stop Loving Me

Stop Loving Me

Original Vintage Art & Text

Inks by Vince Colletta from the story “Party Girl!” in First Kiss #4, July 1958. Published by Charlton.

Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com’s presentation of the comic. The story begins on Page 3.

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SCENE: A beautiful, young woman is getting undressed. (Or dressed.) She is in front of a mirror.

WOMAN: Okay! You can stop loving me for my mind...for now!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Mindless--for Now: John Lustig

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Luke Skywalker…in a Tight Spot

Luke Skywalker…in a Tight Spot

A new Last Kiss by Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art possibly by Jim Mooney. From the The Werewolf Hunter story “The Tentacle Terror From Beelzebub’s Void” in Rangers Comics #13, Oct. 1943. Published by Fiction House.

Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com’s presentation of the comic. The story begins on Page 43.

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SCENE: A woman is getting undressed revealing her bra and panties.
SUPER SEXY WOMAN: When I said I was slipping into...


SUPER SEXY WOMAN: ...something more comfortable...


SUPER SEXY WOMAN: ...I really meant I was slipping into...


SUPER SEXY WOMAN: ...something less comfortable for you!


SUPER SEXY WOMAN: Is that a light saber in your pants...


SUPER SEXY WOMAN: ...or are you just happy to see me?


CAPTION: Best first date ever!
1943 Art: Jim Mooney? Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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