Mom Was Right About Men

Mom Was Right About Men

 

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Girl Meets Boy!” in FIRST KISS #11, Nov. 1959.

 

 

 

Transcript:

Scene: Woman on a bed or couch with her head in her hands, thinking pensively.

WOMAN (thinking): Mom was right! If you don’t charge men for the first lap dance…they never respect you!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

FK11.1.3.6

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Scene: Woman on a bed or couch with her head in her hands, thinking pensively.

WOMAN (thinking): Mom was right! If you don’t charge men for the first lap dance...they never respect you!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

FK11.1.3.6

Phone Survey Hall of Fame

Phone Survey Hall of Fame

From now on, I intend to answer all phone solicitors, survey takers and wrong phone numbers (anyone asking for money) with this punchline.

Art by Ernesto R. Garcia from “You’re Fired, Darling!” Career Girl Romances #45, 1964.

 

 

Transcript:

Nominated for the Phone Survey Hall of Fame!

WOMAN TALKING ON PHONE: You wanna know my New Year’s resolutions? Gee, mister, it’s kinda personal, but…I resolvedto have more sex! So, uh…What are you wearing?

1964 Art: Ernesto R. Garcia Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Nominated for the Phone Survey Hall of Fame!

WOMAN TALKING ON PHONE: You wanna know my New Year’s resolutions? Gee, mister, it’s kinda personal, but...I resolvedto have more sex! So, uh...What are you wearing?

1964 Art: Ernesto R. Garcia Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Mute Makeout?

Mute Makeout?

The original art as it appeared in FIRST KISS #20 (1961) by Vince Colletta Studio.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman with her head in her hands as if crying or just really upset or depressed.

WOMAN: Apologize! Or I’ll never talk to you again! Except during sex!

1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Foreground Color: Allen Freeman

FK20.1.2.4

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SCENE: Woman with her head in her hands as if crying or just really upset or depressed.

WOMAN: Apologize! Or I'll never talk to you again! Except during sex!

1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Foreground Color: Allen Freeman

FK20.1.2.4


Sex Scene

Sex Scene

Art by Vince Colletta from the story “Mama’s Little Girl” in JUST MARRIED #10, 1959.

 

Transcription:

SCENE: A woman is writing with what appears to be an old-fashioned fountain pen, but pauses to think.

WOMAN: This is tough! I need to write another sex scene…this time with ONLY two people!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Art by Vince Colletta from the story “Mama’s Little Girl” in JUST MARRIED #10, 1959.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: A woman is writing with what appears to be an old-fashioned fountain pen, but pauses to think.

WOMAN: This is tough! I need to write another sex scene...this time with ONLY two people!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Art by Vince Colletta from the story "Mama's Little Girl" in JUST MARRIED #10, 1959.

Randy Sales

Randy Sales

Today's Last Kiss comic

More Last Kiss fun from Black Lightning creator Tony Isabella!

Vintage art & text.

Art by Art Saaf & Mike Peppe from the story “Kiss and Run” in NEW ROMANCES #14, 1952.

 

Transcript:

CAPTION: It’s only Jasper’s first day at Randy’s Home Fashions, but he’s already had his face slapped 13 times…

SOUND EFFECT: Whack!

MAN: Allow me to ASSURE you, dear lady…the carpet does, indeed, match the DRAPES!

1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella

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Art by Art Saaf & Mike Peppe from the story “Kiss and Run” in NEW ROMANCES #14, 1952.

↓ Transcript
CAPTION: It's only Jasper's first day at Randy's Home Fashions, but he's already had his face slapped 13 times...

SOUND EFFECT: Whack!

MAN: Allow me to ASSURE you, dear lady...the carpet does, indeed, match the DRAPES!

1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella

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Art by Art Saaf & Mike Peppe from the story "Kiss and Run" in NEW ROMANCES #14, 1952.