by John | Jun 30, 2011 | Uncategorized
This message brought to you by Frank the Overly Friendly Florist. Frank’s motto:
“Diamonds are forever, but flowers cost (slightly) less. So buy now before they all wilt and we have to throw them out!”
Major discounts available to anyone foolish enough to send us a blank check! Act now before you come to your senses!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman holding eight roses that have just arrived. Man in foreground looking concerned.
WOMAN: Eight roses? sweet! But I still won’t sleep with you!
MAN: I knew I should've bought a dozen!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Jun 2, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptMAN: I can’t describe how happy I feel!
WOMAN: You don’t have to! I feel the happiness too...pressing up against me!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | May 20, 2011 | Uncategorized
I apologize if the world ends before you get a chance to read this. If you do read this then congratulations. Apparently your life is now complete.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman crying.
WOMAN: I wasn’t raptured! all those years of being a virgin...wasted!
by John | May 19, 2011 | Uncategorized
And if you believe that…don’t blame me!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Distressed woman looks at man and woman who are behind her.
WOMAN: I can’t blame him! It’s my fault for not being a complete slut!
Artist unknown
by John | May 3, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman dancing.
WOMAN: You’re too sexy to be just a friend! But you’d make a great ex-husband!
