Romance! Sex! And…
MAN (thinking): Romance! Sex! Ecstasy!
WOMAN (thinking): Romance? Sex? Regret!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
The good news is that the mind-blowing San Diego comic con is next week. And the bad news? Well…(Good, Lord!)…didn’t you hear me? It’s freakin’ next week!
If someone has a time machine handy, I’d like to rent it and get a few extra days to prepare. (I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday…sometime in the future. Or possibly a Tuesday in the past.)
This year, I’ll be rolling out some new products — including the fantastic Dark Horse/Last Kiss coffee mugs and sticky notebooks. Stuff so cool that — thanks to that time machine — I’m literally beside myself with joy.
I’ve had two “pre-dates” in my life.
Pre-dates are when you make a date with someone. And then you’re so much in love, lust or at least “like” that you can’t wait for your official first date.
So you make another date–before your official first date.
Both “pre-dates” went extremely well. In fact, I ended up marrying both of my dates–although not right away. And not at the same time.
Happy Fourth! (Even happier with a Fifth!)