Romance! Sex! And…

Romance! Sex! And…

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SCENE: Man and woman kissing.

MAN (thinking): Romance! Sex! Ecstasy!

WOMAN (thinking): Romance? Sex? Regret!

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani

Good News About Dad…and That Slut!

Good News About Dad…and That Slut!

The good news is that the mind-blowing San Diego comic con is next week. And the bad news? Well…(Good, Lord!)…didn’t you hear me? It’s freakin’ next week!

If someone has a time machine handy, I’d like to rent it and get a few extra days to prepare. (I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday…sometime in the future. Or possibly a Tuesday in the past.)

This year, I’ll be rolling out some new products — including the fantastic Dark Horse/Last Kiss coffee mugs and sticky notebooks. Stuff so cool that — thanks to that time machine — I’m literally beside myself with joy.

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Young man embraces young woman and smiles at his mom.

MAN: Good news, Mom! “That slut” stopped dating dad! She’s marrying me instead!

Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani

I Never Sleep with Men

I Never Sleep with Men

I’ve had two “pre-dates” in my life.

Pre-dates are when you make a date with someone. And then you’re so much in love, lust or at least “like” that you can’t wait for your official first date.

So you make another date–before your official first date.

Both “pre-dates” went extremely well. In fact, I ended up marrying both of my dates–although not right away. And not at the same time.

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WOMAN: B-but...I never sleep with men…until at least the first date!

Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani

Semi-Safe Sex

Semi-Safe Sex

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WOMAN: I hope you practice safe sex!

MAN: Sure! I only cheat when my wife’s out of town!

Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani

C’mon, Baby, Light My Fuse

C’mon, Baby, Light My Fuse

Happy Fourth! (Even happier with a Fifth!)

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SCENE: Two people driving in a big car at night.

DRIVER: Darn! the fireworks are over!

PASSENGER: Not if we move to the backseat!

Art by Art Cappello & Dick Giordano