How to Succeed in School Without Really Trying

How to Succeed in School Without Really Trying

And here’s the original romance art before it got the Last Kiss treatment….

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SCENE: Woman is writing in a book. She looks up and speaks to a man.

WOMAN: Lucky me! My teacher grades on the curves!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Why Parents Worry

Why Parents Worry

And here’s the original (First Kiss) art before I re-dialogued it and Allen modified and colored it.

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SCENE: A young man and you woman talk as an older woman looks on.

YOUNG MAN: A chaperone?

YOUNG WOMAN: Silly isn't it? And so unnecessary! I haven't gotten pregnant in months!

Art by Vince Colletta

Queens for a Day

Queens for a Day

I’m taking a break this week and re-running some old Last Kisses. This one comes with a bonus.

When it originally ran in 2008, I asked readers to come up with alternative punchlines. I was flooded with great gags. I picked the top 1o and asked people to vote for their favorites.

When the dust cleared, we had two winners. One by Vic Albino and the other by Richard L. Parker. Fun stuff!

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SCENE: Woman and man cuddling in the moonlight.

WOMAN: Someday we’ll have it all! Passion In Paris! Rapture in rome! Euphoria in Peoria…

MAN: Sure! But for now…how about a quickie in queens?

Art by Vince Colletta Studio (possibly with Dick Giordano)

Except for the Sex…

Except for the Sex…

 

 

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SCENE: Man talking to woman.

MAN: Honest! Except for the sex, I’m totally over her!

1960 Pencils: Charles Nicholas Color: Allen Freeman

FK12.2.1.2

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SCENE: Man talking to woman.

MAN: Honest! Except for the sex, I'm totally over her!

1960 Pencils: Charles Nicholas Color: Allen Freeman

FK12.2.1.2

Cheaper Than Sex

Cheaper Than Sex

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WOMAN #1: I’ve got it! Instead of having affairs... We’ll go shopping!

WOMAN #2: Of course! That’ll solve everything!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio