Holy Hooters!

Holy Hooters!

by | May 15, 2011 | Uncategorized

I think “Holy hooters” is now my favorite exclamation. I can’t wait to use it in real life. I’m sure it’ll come in handy one of these days:

“Holy hooters, Reverend! It’s a pleasure to meet you!”

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Two startled men looking at someone who is off panel.

MAN #1: Holy Hooters!
What will our readers say when they see that beautiful naked woman?

MAN: #2:My guess?
That Lustig needs to make these comics wider!

Art by Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia

The Naked Truth

The Naked Truth

by | Jan 3, 2010 | Uncategorized

Nude? The ultimate in full disclosure first dates!

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↓ Transcript
SCENE: Two young women. One is in her underwear, arranging her hair as she looks in a mirror. The other is behind her and looking on.

WOMAN IN UNDERWEAR: First dates are so difficult! I never know what to wear!

SECOND WOMAN: Oh, I know! It’s enough to make you want to give up clothes completely!

Dressed For Fun

Dressed For Fun

by | Mar 25, 2009 | Uncategorized

↓ Transcript
WOMAN (on sofa to several men): Gosh! I’ve never had this much fun with my clothes on!