I think “Holy hooters” is now my favorite exclamation. I can’t wait to use it in real life. I’m sure it’ll come in handy one of these days:

“Holy hooters, Reverend! It’s a pleasure to meet you!”

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Two startled men looking at someone who is off panel.

MAN #1: Holy Hooters!
What will our readers say when they see that beautiful naked woman?

MAN: #2:My guess?
That Lustig needs to make these comics wider!

Art by Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia